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The Recap Rant

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Recent Episodes

Tucker Carlson's M&M Fetish

Jan. 25, 2022

In this episode, Mitch rants about the When We Were Young festival, Microsoft's acquisition of Activision, the current situation in Ukraine, and M&M's becoming less sexy. Check out some more content below! Twitter YouTube Ti…

Elizabeth Holmes and the Case of the Disappearing Company

Jan. 18, 2022

In this episode, Mitch discusses updates on the James Webb Telescope, the Elizabeth Holmes verdict, the hostage situation in a Dallas synagogue, and the NYC subway murder. Check out some more content below! Twitter YouTube T…

Happy(?) New Year!

Jan. 5, 2022

First episode of the new year! In this episode, Mitch discusses Betty White's passing, the call between Biden and Putin, Marjorie Taylor Greene being suspended from Twitter, Omicron, the Riot gender discrimination settlement…

Let's Review This Weird Year

Jan. 1, 2022

Mitch spends the final episode of 2021 reflecting on some of the top stories from this year. It wasn't always a fun year, but at least it kept us entertained. Thank you everyone who has supported the podcast in 2021. We look…

Kim Potter and the Deathly Taser

Dec. 29, 2021

Hope you had a wonderful let's talk police shootings! In this episode, Mitch discusses the Kim Potter verdict and the LAPD shooting of a young girl in a Burlington store. Also, Mitch discusses the James Webb …

That Time I Almost Died

Dec. 20, 2021

In this episode, Mitch discusses the missionaries released from Haiti, the Omicron variant, Mark Meadows, and how he almost died one New Years. Check out the links below, as well as my article on Medium!…

Recent Blog Posts

Why are neighbors the worst?

Jesus once said, “Thou shalt love thy neighbor as thyself.” I think this is a good indication that (a) Jesus never had an upstairs neighbor, …

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I make funny content sometimes.